i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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