real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
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Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
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I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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