You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Randomize
