FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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