I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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