just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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