I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
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