i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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