My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Randomize
