i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
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I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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