Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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