just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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