STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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