its not stalking. its research.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
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there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
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I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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