brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I'm eating all of the evidence.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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