Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
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I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
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You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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