have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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