8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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