Grow some girl-balls and come out already
bring money and cleavage
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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