I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
