But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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