PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Randomize
