Where is the hickey?
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
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I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
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It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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