Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Randomize