my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
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I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
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I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Randomize