After last night, I could never be a politician.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
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I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
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So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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