You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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