I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
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Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
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I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
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