Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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