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• (703): View more from Virginia

  it wasn't lemon gatorade

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult

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• (315): View more from New York

  She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight

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• (661): View more from California

  I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.

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