it wasn't lemon gatorade
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
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I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
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Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.