Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
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My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
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Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?