ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
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Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
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Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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