i can't believe i had my finger in that
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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