South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
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He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
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Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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