the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
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If i need to get strippers involved i will.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
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Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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