i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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