living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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