just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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