Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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