Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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