Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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