The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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