it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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