If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I understand Curling. That high.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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