doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
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