Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
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I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
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She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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