For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
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