Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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