so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
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Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
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Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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