In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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