Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
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Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
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It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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