i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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