I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
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Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
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I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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