Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
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Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
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Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Randomize