It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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