You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Randomize
