Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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