Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
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we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
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Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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