I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
